This half body standee features Weird Al! He stands 6” tall and 5” wide, featuring the following 6 quotes:
1.) “Didn’t have Nintendo, we just poured salt on snails.”
2.) “If you want to avoid heated arguments, never discuss religion, politics, or whether the toilet paper roll should go over or under.”
3.) “If money can't buy happiness, then I guess I'll have to rent it.”
4.) “There are probably a few library fines I haven't paid yet, but I'm a pretty clean-cut guy overall.”
5.) “As a wise man once said, "April Fools Day is for amateurs. You NEVER need an excuse to mess with people's heads.""
6.) “My brothers and sisters hated me because I was an only child.”
If you would like different quotes, that’s great! You’ll be able to customize your standee in the checkout.