the Monarch (the Venture Bros.)


the Monarch (the Venture Bros.)


This full body standee features the Monarch from the Cartoon Network series the Venture Bros.! He stands 10” tall and 5” wide, featuring the following 6 quotes:

1.) “Fine, fine. But you have to understand you can't waltz into the middle of a delicate, high-stakes chess tournament and yell, "King me!" 'cause he bitched up your face!"
2.) “27! Burn his sheets!”
3.) ”You're my arch-enemy. That's what I do - it's my thing!”
4.) ”Well, Hank...what's it like to be a... liar?!? Huh? You like being a liar, with pants constantly on fire?!”
5.) ”I forgot. Oh, wait, I remember. I'm the fucking Monarch! Let me in now!.”
6.) ”Your name is bitch!! And I own you. You're property! And when I'm tired of having sex with every hole god drilled in your slender frame...King Gorilla... ... I just sold you for a cigarette. And I don't smoke! Holy shit! You're Dean fucking Venture! King, I gotta buy my bitch back. H-here's your cigarette.”

If you would like different quotes, that’s great! You’ll be able to customize your standee in the checkout.

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