Archer - Sterling Archer

Sterling Archer from Archer
Sterling Archer from Archer

Archer - Sterling Archer


This full body standee features Sterling Archer from Archer! He stands 10” tall and 4” wide, featuring the following 8 quotes:

1.) I’m scared if I stop drinking all at once, the cumulative hangover will literally kill me.
2.) You want ants?  Because that’s how you get ants.
3.) I can’t hear you over the sound of my giant, throbbing erection!
4.) Danger Zone!
5.) Are we still doing ‘phrasing?’
6.) No, Cyril, when they’re dead, they’re just hookers.
7.) ‘M’ as in ‘Mancy.’
8.) Sorry, I was picturing Whore Island

If you would like different quotes, that’s great! You’ll be able to customize your standee in the checkout.

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