Archer - Malory Archer

Malory Archer from Archer
Malory Archer from Archer

Archer - Malory Archer


This full body standee features Malory Archer from Archer! She stands 10” tall and 4” wide, featuring the following 8 quotes:

1.) If I wanted to sit around all day going nowhere, I’d be a teacher!
2.) But, if I did want a grandchild, I’d just scrape all your previous mishaps into a big pile a knit a onesie for it.
3.) Don’t stand here gaping at me.  Go . . . thwart something!
4.) Well, people in Hell want ice water.
5.) One of these days, I swear to God, I’m gonna burn this place straight down to the ground.
6.) The thought of me dead gives you an erection?
7.) Do you want ants? Because THAT’S how you get ants.
8.) What fresh hell is this?!

If you would like different quotes, that’s great! You’ll be able to customize your standee in the checkout.

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